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居家綠意

綠化浴室

浴室看起來其實是沒什麽有興趣停留的地方。
除了乏味，有個馬桶，好像怎麽清潔都有那個味道的。

加棵植物來清新一下！感覺真的清香很多！

耐蔭和好潮濕的黃金葛可以在浴室活的很茂盛。黃金葛可以土栽，也可以水耕。浴室水耕很方便，又清潔。　

馬桶上方是擺設的好地方。
參雜兩种不同品種的黃金葛，顔色相映沒那麽單調。

有些小擺設放在室内好積塵，如果是防水的話，移到浴室其實是個蠻聰明的懶人主意。積塵了用水沖沖就可以了！

兩只貓咪在綠蔭下歇息，別有一番風景。







黃金葛長長了往下垂，點綴了拉拉雜雜的浴室用品，連牙膏牙刷也變得可愛起來。







廢物利用

家婆煮菜買的冬菜吃完了，留了個罐子，其實很漂亮。
可惜沒有孔，种花排水不佳。但很適合水耕植物。

塞點銅錢草，圓圓的青葉子襯著肥肥的深色罐子，很有味道。作室内盆栽非常好看。

但銅錢草不耐蔭，在日曬下生長會長得很濃密，葉子也很大。室内放久了會變黃，枯死。需要不常移到室外幾天給它補些陽光營養，有點麻煩！如是懶人种花的話，建議你种黃金葛好了。

I received these interesting letters. I think we should write one to the husbands...

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programssuch as Weekend Golf 6.5, Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simplycrashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is anoperating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wavfiles.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

Why Che Det bombarded Dollah...

And He called Samy's a Folly...

Wedding Photos

My long over due studio wedding photos...

大頭相

I always think it is important to keep a recent nice passport photo (or sort) for the family in case of "emergency". I'm just worried that my family couldn't find a nice photo for my tomb stone and that it will stuck there for more than 100 years.

First impression is important, of course I want my descendants to remember the best (look) of me. Kakaka...

Although that is not the reason why I have kept a record of such photos. It's actually interesting to see our changes over time (better or worse).

Chromosome Y Won The Life Race

Dr Guna did an ultra sound and highlighted to me the little penis on the screen... "Maybe it's a boy!".

Ahh!.... chromosome Y won the battle.

Technical way to increase the chance of getting a boy / girl
My former boss, Sharon is a bio-chemical expert, you may really want to refer to her theory to enhance your chance of having a baby boy or girl.

• Men produce 2 types of sperms, one carries chromosome Y i.e. the gene of male & the other X, i.e. the gene of female.
• Y sperm is lighter, stronger, can swim faster but has a shorter life span - 3 days (Probably energy is exhausted during the life race).
  
• X sperm is genetically "fatter", a slow swimmer but has a longer life span - 5 days.
  

Knowing such characteristics, you can count your ovulation day and "do business" accordingly. Ovulation normally happens around 12th day of your period (but you can buy test kit to monitor), so make love 4-5 days earlier will enhance the chance of X sperms meeting the egg. Vice versa, having sex close to your ovulation will likely to help Y sperms to win the battle.

(I'm in my 2nd trimester, 16 weeks)

紅玫瑰與白玫瑰

女人都有兩種：红玫瑰與白玫瑰。
但是到了男人的手，其實也沒有什麽分別。

张爱玲說的還真是一針見血：

要是男人娶了红玫瑰，
久而久之，红的变了墙上的一抹蚊子血，
白的还是"床前明月光"；

要是男人娶了白玫瑰，白的便是衣服上沾的一粒饭黏子，
红的却是心口上一颗朱砂痣。